The Reverend Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual! He’s worked it all out with his oversight board, and that 3 year thing with the male prostitute? He was just acting out. It was a one time thing. The oversight board is recommending, however, that Ted leave town.
The Reverend Tim Ralph, speaking for the oversight board, told reporters “If we’re going to be proved wrong someone else is going to come forward quickly. We’re into this thing over 90 days, and it hasn’t happened.” How clueless can you be? Did it ever occure to them that Reverend Ted might have slept with other men who are so hidden, so wrapped in denial and self-loathing that there is no power on heaven or earth that could move them out of the closet, let alone into the media frenze that would result in coming forward as Ted Haggard lover?